The National Inter-Hospitals Belly Championships

George has asked me to post a bit of info regarding the National Inter-Hospitals Belly Championships. He is delighted to be able to inform you that he has been chosen to represent St.George’s in the annual finals. In preparation for this task the lovely nurses have been giving George injections of growth hormones into his abdomen. A happy side-effect of these drugs is that they tend to encourage proliferation of his neutrophils which will, we hope, help the half-neutrophil target to be reached sooner! Oh, and by the way that elusive half-neutrophil actually refers to 0.5 x 10 9 neutrophils, which means there are only 500,000,000 to go. Let’s start ticking them off! Currently we’re still on 0…

Rachael